1. 1 week ago 

   Hey You! Yes, You!

   The break so far hasn’t been all gumdrops and rainbows lately as the past four days (and soon to be five by tomorrow) have been dedicated to staying at home doing completely nothing. Unfortunately, there are no remedies to make this break better any sooner than tomorrow night.

   College kids gotta do their work and don’t have a whole week off for Thanksgiving like the tykes beneath them so that pretty much screws my time to spend with my brothers. Sadness, I know.

   Zach and his family are off back home in Arizona for the week and as for Jon O’ Smac, he’s off with his other teammates. Of course, I could call anybody else to hang out with, but I feel that if I wanted to do that, I could just do that on any other regular school day when I may be in the mood.

   But it still won’t matter anyway even if I wanted to hang out with my other friends over the break as it’s Thanksgiving break. Thanksgiving and Christmas breaks are always dedicated to family and if they’re really that close of friends, then your friends as well.

   However, that’s what is taking my break and spoiling it with staying at home playing Final Fantasy practically the whole day and ignoring homework as much as possible so you don’t come to the realization that you now have less than a week before you go back to school.

   So to pass time by I log in to our Crazy Tape Films YouTube account and find a big burst in views according to my homepage chart of views. In the past week alone, we gained about 45 views randomly with an average of about 6-7 views per day.

   I have no clue where all these views came from, but I saw that the two videos that were affected greatly by the numbers were our Cereal Killer (2009) and Hey You Pikachu! (2007) videos.

   Of course, Cereal Killer is a personal favorite of Jon’s and was probably our most successful in quite a while. Coincidentally, it gained views next to an old personal favorite and successful video, Hey You Pikachu!.

   Hey You Pikachu! was for some reason really adorned by viewers since 2007 and people enjoyed it a lot. However, over time, I began to question why people liked it so much. I only liked the video just because it had Pikachu and it was a Pokemon theme. I didn’t much like it for the content.

   People enjoyed the video for the ending scene of where Pikachu bit my crotch or the fact that I was about 200 pounds then. Finally, someone agreed to my views on it a few weeks ago that the video was boring and I praised that person for seeing it my way.

   Still, the video, with the help of the recent view gain, has reached the top of the most viewed currently on our new YouTube account and our most viewed Crazy Tape Film video ever.

   I guess you could really just find beauty in what is really just a drag.

   I’m the maker. I’m the writer. I’m the actor. And I thought that was the most boring successful video I’ve ever made.

   I still don’t understand why people have enjoyed it. At least it brought something to talk about for the meantime. Now, I shall go back to staring at my wall and wait for Wednesday night to come. Later, peeps!

   —Moy

2. 1 week ago 

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   We all get frustrated when we play video games and we either face the fact that we suck at the game or the odds just happened to be against us at the time, but I haven’t seen anybody get so “upset” that they threw a tantrum and destroyed whatever was in their path.

   Sure, there was the viral video a few months ago with the kid shoving a remote up his arse, but that was just him enjoying his new life of coming out of the closet…literally.

   Horrible jokes aside, this guy got so disappointed about his play in the new Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that he decided to record himself in a fit of rage and upload it to YouTube.

   I usually don’t review these kind of videos (or anything for that matter), but questions arose when he states that he’s been punching his wall and he just happens to have a milk mustache.

   I’m a cat and I’m curious. At what point did he drink milk afterwards? After punching the wall, did he take a quick milk break to regain his strength and repair his broken bones? Or did he just drink milk whilst at the time of play? Who knows?

   But the milk mustache somewhat backs up the authenticity of this video because knowing that one of your best friends is a guy who plays Modern Warfare 2, they basically have all the food they need beside them so they don’t end up leaving and risking death while they make themselves a turkey sandwich. So, yes, of course he may have had some milk to drink already prepared to avoid such a scenario.

   As if it couldn’t be anymore riskier for him to post a video of him with a milk mustache and complaining about a video game on YouTube where trolls and other brainiacs love to lounge, he turns the camera and punches his bedroom wall multiple times. Naturally, he falters to the pain of his regrowing knuckles being damaged against the wall which are yet to be repaired by the milk he had just drunk earlier.

   Then, he gets up and starts crying and pushes his camera off to the floor as you hear him sniffle for a couple of seconds longer.

   Now, he can go ahead and cry about the game and all, but he doesn’t need to take it out on the camera. Don’t destroy the camera, dude. Send it to me first and then you can continue destroying everything else.

   When this video popped up in one of the news stories of the people I’ve subscribed to, I thought it would be hilarious as the one with the World of Warcraft kid. In fact, I thought it was the sequel at first by the way it was introduced. But instead, I just watched something really embarrassing and wonder how this kid is doing in his life now (if he ever had one to begin with).

   Now, I don’t mean to be harsh or anything and I don’t mean to say anything negative about the individual himself, but I’m only saying what I thought of the situation. All in all, this guy couldn’t have it any worse than the WoW kid.

   We all throw pointless tantrums at least once in our life so this guy has a free ticket from me. Of course, he gets one from the guy who threw a lot of tantrums as a child.

   Eh, we’ll see what happens next time somebody gets upset over a video game.

   —Moy

   Oh, and remember kids, milk does the body good.

3. 2 weeks ago 

   The Rumble Pak. The “COOLEST” gaming device that was out there for the N64 that let players “FEEL the game”.

   —Moy

   My, how I missed this commercial. And my, oh my, how the years have gone by.

4. 2 weeks ago 

   Say it ain’t so. WHY COLLEGEHUMOR? WHY?!?!

5. 2 weeks ago 
   

   These stupid emails that myspace keeps sending me. I never understood why they send these pointless emails.

    

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